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Hero Rush

 

 

 

 

“Ah mou! Why are these heroes coming!”

Deep Forest is experiencing a Hero Rush today.

Heroes have been invading incessantly since morning, and the monsters of the forest are busy intercepting them.

It’s the same even in the weakest forest, the eastern forest. For the most part the quality of the heroes is low, but a large number of novice heroes have come attacking one after another.

We of Dragon Knight were occupied with battle since morning.

By around noon we were completely exhausted. Terry is lying on the ground in the shape of the character.

“Even though a strong willed magician onee-chan appeared, there’s no leeway to capture her even if we defeat her”

“There’s no helping it, it’s this season’s traditional promise after all”

“Fuubutsushi? What’s that? Something erotic”

It’s not erotic.

I privately retort Terry’s idea. Well then, let’s think about where best to start explaining from.

“To be exact, it’s the empress dowager’s birthday”

“Taiko? Is that erotic”

“It’s the king’s mother. When the previous king died, his son became king, the empress dowager–” Continue reading

The God of Beauty and the Two Lolibabaa

 

 

 

 

“Take this! Indignation!”

The instant they recited the spell I heard a *crack* overhead.

Lightning falls and breaks through the brush of the forest where sunlight doesn’t penetrate.

“Double!!!”

It doesn’t end in one blow.

Straining their magic power, the lightning of divine punishment came raining down continuously.

The sky booms with thunder, and the ground is shaken with the impact and electrical discharge.

A few trees were hit by a stray bolt and lit up and the forest burst into flames.

“Haa……haa……how is, that……”

“……”

“–na!”

As a silhouette gradually appeared from within the explosion’s smoke, the hero trembled.

“U-unscathed…….Ridiculous, a slime……a mere slime……”

The hero was astonished. The hero had likely used indignation after understanding I’m not an ordinary slime, yet the hero was still caught up with this form.

“You……what are you” Continue reading

Dungeon Master

 

 

 

 

“You were slacking off here after all”

When I was half melting in one of my basking spots, my younger sister Yui quietly appeared.

Kaa-san’s true daughter, a dragon.

She has a cheeky personality, but she is absurdly cute when she takes her human form.

“How slovenly, aren’t you embarrassed doing that”

If she is quiet that is.

Well, I’m used to Yui’s slander, it’s not something to make a fuss over after all this time.

“I’m not embarrassed, as you can see, I’m a slime after all.

“Appearances don’t matter one bit! If you are Kaa-san’s child act more properly like Kaa-san!”

“Ok, ok. Or rather, what did you come to do”

“The western forest was lain to waste bu the heroes, so I came to get Onii-chan to restore it”

“The restoration of the forest?”

I gave a great frown.

The heroes who come attacking almost everyday harm not only the inhabitants of the forest, the monsters, but occasionally damage the forest itself.

There are various reasons, whether that be purely as a collateral damage of combat, or destroying it in revenge, or for some type of plan.

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The Two’s Guide

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Within the forest, the heroes are invading so monsters go out one after another to intercept them.

The personnel are: being born from a gemstone, a Carbuncle, an insect about the size of a human child, a worm, these kinds of guys.

Monsters who aren’t all that strong, being not much different from the weakest.

That the intercepting monsters are those guys means that the heroes’ strength is of that level.

So far so good I thought, the fact that the monsters aren’t that strong means that those who know my strength like Kaa-san or Hime wont forcibly send me out.

Let’s spend today relaxing……or so I thought but.

“Hey hey, let’s go too”

“Hero suppression, now is exactly the time for Dragon Knight”

My childhood friends, Terry and Lily, who I formed a party with are full of motivation.

“Uhehehe, I wonder if there are any virgin white elves”

“Mou, Terry that’s all you think about”

“It’s fine isn’t it”

“It’s not good, thinking about those kinds of things before fighting. Do that after properly winning”

“You’re pretty serious aren’t you Lily”

I thought so as well. Continue reading

Back and Bottom

 

 

 

 

*Bam**Smack**Thump*

After a low level fist fight, we, Dragon Knight, defeated a four member party of heroes.

Three of them were male swordsmen and one of them was a female priest.

Terry bashed them with his club, and Lily flew about piercing them with her trident.

I myself like a slime rammed them and occasionally swallowed the heroes by transforming my body.

After a fight on the level of the surroundings a beginner village we safely defeated the heroes.

“We did it! We’re pretty strong huh”

“Ah, that’s right”

Lilly who bubbles over is charming, I agreed with her statement.

There were also cases where the enemy heroes are weak, and only three of us were here,I fought matching the strength of the two, but the combination of the three of us was surprisingly strong. Continue reading